When I'm Alone with You (Little Lies Spring Break Outtake) by H. Hunting

Author:H. Hunting [Hunting, H.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Ink & Cupcakes Inc
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

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YOU’RE MY SUPERHERO

Lavender

Lovey and Lacey are preparing salad, and BJ is shoving chocolate covered Jujubes from my candy charcuterie board into his face and washing it down with beer. Everyone turns to look at us when we walk into the kitchen.

BJ pushes back his chair and stands, slow clapping. “Nice work, man. Be thankful Mav wasn’t around to witness that stellar performance, or I have a feeling he’d kick your ass, K,” BJ says.

I roll my eyes. “Seriously, that doesn’t even make sense. I’ve heard Mav giving it to his flavor of the month plenty of times, and none of us give him grief about it. Why would he need to kick Kodiak’s ass for taking care of my needs?”

“Because you’re his baby sister and Kody is his best friend.” The duh is in BJ’s tone.

“That still doesn’t make sense to me.”

“What doesn’t make sense to you?” River appears in the kitchen with Josiah right behind him. They both look . . . very content. And Josiah’s hair is no longer perfectly styled. And his lips are puffy.

“Quadratic equations,” Kodiak all but shouts.

I give him the side eye.

“BJ thinks Mav would kick Kodiak’s ass if he heard me having an orgasm,” I tell my twin.

River holds up his hand. “Nope. We’re not talking about this. Kodiak and I are finally on decent terms. I do not want to know about this stuff. There are lines. This is one.”

“I witnessed Dad trying to give you a safe anal talk before we came here! Where were the lines then?” I throw my hands in the air and accidentally smack Kodiak in the arm.

“Are you fucking serious?” BJ looks overly mirthful.

River gives me his unimpressed face. “Really, Lav? You gonna do me a dirty right now?”

“How am I doing you a dirty? Why is it okay that I know you’re the receiver, but it’s not okay to know that my boyfriend gives me orgasms?” I can feel my face turning redder and redder by the second. I’m surprised I haven’t burst into flames yet. I don’t think my mom was right about me not getting the verbal-diarrhea gene because I seem incapable of shutting up, despite the horrible direction this conversation has taken.

Josiah smirks. “Is that what you told your dad?”

River arches one perfect eyebrow at him, making him look like a very pretty, displeased villain. “It was easier that way.”

“This is better than watching HBO.” BJ pops a chocolate-covered almond into his mouth. He would dip everything he eats in chocolate if he could.

Kodiak raises a hand in the air. “I’m voting this conversation ends now and doesn’t get picked back up again after Lavender has had a few drinks.”

“I’m in agreement.” River takes Josiah’s hand in his and raises them in the air. “And so is Josiah.”

Josiah winks at me and motions between the two of us. “We can talk about this later.”

I wink back and give him a thumbs-up.

Kodiak gives me a disbelieving look. “You talk to Josiah about our sex life?”

I shrug.

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